.Birthday.Work.Ppl.

*sighs* Sooo...it's been a minute. What has happened since the last time I updated? Well, my BIRTHDAY! *cheeses* Yeah, my birthday was last Sunday [July 24th]. Didn't do anything really. Did exactly what I said I was gonna do, which is chill...sleep, etc. Then went to this restaurant...strictly business though. Was suppose to actually go to Baltimore on my bday, but things didn't go as PLANNED, thanks a lot Teresa. *sniffles* I mean, it would have been cool just to get there and chillax for a few days, dead didn't get to see my dude. *sad face* And of course chillax w/ the ladies...since that's who I was rollin with...but the whole purpose of going was to chill and do whateva, like last time, but much better in Bmore, for some days this time...Oh wells. Uhm...don't really remember what happened a few days later. Anyways, work was hell on Wednesday with them damn shoes on. 9 hrs??? Chillaaaayyy my dude. NEVER again. But it kept on getting better day by day. But yo...there be some funny people that I see/notice like every day. Damn, when you work with all different kinds of people, a lot of them are a trip...and just plain krazii. I'm pretty sure my friends and I have been victims, lol. Haha, one of my favorite customers had jokes, she's so funny, but crazy, she was on some "ugh, I'm so fat, I'm a fat old white lady...I just wanna die". I'm like wtf??? I hope she's joking, it's not that serious, lol. I mean, she's a funny lady, so hopefully she was just joking, though she did repeat herself more than twice. *Shrugs* Then you got this other female, I swear I never heard anyone say this in real life, or ask me this... "do you think this makes me look fat?" I had the only face like..."are you serious?" homie is about as thin as me. And I'm like "uhm...you're no where close to fat, or looking fat". Then she asks me about this dress she tried on and she's askin me somethin about the breast area and starts bouncing up and down, and I'm like to myself "OMMMGGG...DEFINITELY implants!" Like no homo or anything, but...wow...it wasn't on some Pamela Anderson type jump off...but being that she was ASKING me something about it with the dress she had on, I HAD to look to notice, and right there and then I knew they were implants. Don't know why people do 'em. That girl kinda reminded me of Amerie, or maybe Amerie's sister, since her sister is lighter, she had that...Hawaiian type complexion, like tanned, pretty, but she gon have to get them thangs done like every five years or so. -smh- Then, you got this other chick, comes in, and I'm like "only 4 items", and she's like *counts* "one, two, three...four...five. Is that okay?" Dead gave her the only stare and paused for madd long...to prevent myself from releasing that smart ass comment that was about to come out..."If 4 and 5 were the same number THEN it would be okay, but they're NOT the same number, so NO! It's NOT okay." *snaps out of it* "no, only four". Then, this other lady...dead only told her 4 items...mind you, she's been trying on shit for about 30-45 minutes...and the store was about to close, and I didn't even know she was still in there...all of a sudden, I go in the fitting room, and see this bitch strugglin with clothes comin out of one of the stalls. I wanted to laugh soooo bad, but I decided to just stand there and watch her...and she kept glancin at me, cuz she knew she was wrong. Had she had LISTENED to me, and only tried on FOUR pieces at a time...she wouldn't be STRUGGLIN with all them clothes, lol. I know she was tight when I stood there and watched, and didn't help her. Oh wells. Theres more stuff that are funny, or had me wantin to smack somebody, or just -smh- @ them. My manager scares me, she always talks about wanting to strangle one of the customers, lol. But what I hate...is ppl always wantin to come in the damn store when we're about to close...like dead being madd indecisive at the last minute.

Anyhoo...gonna try and go out to eat with all my friends, well not ALL, but alot of them. Gotta call my cuzzO, cuz she's been M.I.A, and uhh...haven't seen her in madd ass long. We might go to Olive Garden in like...2 weeks or so. Also planning on going to Doney Park next month. Been fiendin to get into some kind of water, like pool, beach or whatever. So I guess Doney Park would do me justice. Uhm...what else...oh yeah, so on Monday, we all chillin or whatever, it's Kris, Sha, Nisha, Stace, Tasha, Kisha, Byrd 1 and Byrd 2. So out of no where, Big Tigger is comin up the block, so of course we HAD to mention the "incident in Miami". So what a coinky dink that he just happens to stand with us, tryna engage into conversation. Aight nigga, you wanna talk? Lol, so Byrd 1 started talkin about "Yooo, did anybody get Super Heads book?" and you know everyone's saying yes, no or whatever, and some people are like "Oh, she's a hoe" blazay, blazay, and I'm like "don't be talking about Karrine like that!" and he turned his head my way and looked at me like "word? is she serious?" Then we started saying "Did you hear the interview she did on HOT97?" [they weren't just random questions, it really seemed like we were talking about it already] and he had like...the only uncomfortable face on, but trying to hide it with a fake smile...oh yeah, and before he came over to us, Stacy started singing "How does it feeel...", lmao, I can't stand that hoe, lmao. Then, when we kept talking about the interview, he saw this girl that he met or knows or whatever, and they started talking. So Shalise and I are listening to Keyshia Cole's "Love", but instead, we were switchin up our own words and was like "BLOOOOOOOODDDD, never knew what I was missin, and I knew once we start kissin, I fooounnnndddddddd blooooooooddd", everybody was DYIN, lol. So, him and the girl happened to start talking and sit RIGHT next to me, so I just continued to sing our version of "Love" w/ Sha or whatever. So I heard him talkin like "Yeah, a lot of niggas approached me asking me about it, and it's like...people are always gonna have their opinion. So what else to do, but deny it?" So I'm mouthing to my friends to be quiet, so I can hear what he's talking about, cuz if I said it out loud, Tigger and the girl would hear me. So now we're like okay, what does he mean by "what else can I do buy deny it?" Did he mean that he's DENYING being gay...though he IS? Or is he denying that he's gay...since he's not? Hmmm...What ev.

Moving on, soooo I saw my home girl Neomi like...last week when I was coming from my cuzzO's house. Use to go to junior high schol with her. Last time I saw her, she had just given birth to her baby girl Kolina, so cute. Never would have thought Nay would end up pregnant so soon, but hey...it's 2005, who's not or hasn't been pregnant? [besides my self *halo around my head*] But yeah, saw her again yesterday after I was coming from work, and she was with her homeboy, and she was like how she came on my block looking for me, because some girls was tryna jump her, I'm like "wow". But yeah, then her homeboy was like "That's ya homegir? Waddup, I'm Donavan [I think that was his name]" I'm like wow...he's introducing himself...how nice. Dead gave him the only look...locked eyes for a few seconds...then OFF. Then Nay was like if I had wanted to come to this party that Donavan was having that night, and I was like nah, cuz I was madd tired and what not [wish I wasn't] Then as I was walking away to go home I'm like *gasps* HE WAS CUTE! Something about him was...right. *shrugs* But now since I live right down the BLOCK from Ney, I WILL be visiting her often... *cheeses* get to know some frrieeennndsss from around there. Muahahaaa...I was gonna say somethin...but I'mma just shut it up. "I'm not having this with him todaaayyy" Sorry a lil line from Whitney on Being Bobby Brown. Love it.

I know there's more to say, but I don't feel like typing anymore, lol. So anything else I left out, I'll try and see if I can put it in my next entry...hopefully if I remember.

Oh yeah, R.I.P to Shan's auntie! Not sure which one it is, but R.I.P to her...hopefully it's not one that I know, cuz I'll feel even worse. Dag, poor Shan, seems like someone from her fam dies like every year. -smh- sad story. And yesssssss, I am jealous, and always will be. SOoo wanna go to Turks and Caicos...and gonna make it HAPPEN!

Urahh...dead still readin 'The Sex Chronicles'. Don't really like it, but I'm gonna keep reading it until the end. Although I'm hee-alf way done with it, still haven't changed my opinion about it...this book is not my type of book. I don't want to read something that's just full of sexual encounters. I thought it'll be like a book that has a main plot, main story line, main characters, etc. For like 3-4 chapters, dead thought this chick was a whore...then realized they're different stories w/ different people. -smh- Most of the stuff are the same... "And then he did this, and I sucked his..." Please stop. Dead feels like I'm READING a porno...and God KNOWS I don't like porns...one of the most ugh things...but anyhoo, just reading it in the mean time since I have shit else to do on my way going to work, lunch break and coming back home. Once I'm done with this, I'll see what else Quazzy has for me.

P.S: I like Omarion's 'Touch' now.

P.S.S: Okay, not done...speakin of Shan, Genard Parker dead was tryna sue her for $4 million, but only managed to pull out "$630,000" [haha, supposedly]. Anyhoo, I still don't think he deserves anything, I mean...helped her with what? And then his attorney had the nerve to say "not only did she not give him what he deserves, but she never thanked him" Thank... him... for...WHYYYY????? He never got her a record deal, he hasn't made her what she has become. Okay, he helped her out with her demo when she was like 16...she's 24 going on 25 now...let's be real. Homie was in the papers like all week last week, Daily News, NY Post, the net, radio, etc. Rotf! Oh yeah, and this bitch has the NERVE to get up on the stand...and start smilin and shit, lmao! She flashed 'frequent smiles when she took the witness stand' lmao, this bitch I swear I can't steee-aaaannnnddd her! Then she has this so called porn tape, lmao. She's was watchin it and was like "c'mon now, everyone knows that once that girl turns around that it ain't me". [somethin like that] But anyone who knows Shan or any fans or whatever, should KNOW that's not her, based on her physical features, she's neeeeehhhhver been than skinny, I mean, she's not hella thick, but she's not that damn skinny like the girl in the video, not even as a child, she's never had her hair that color and uhm...yeah, not her. Y'all act like her momma ain't Miss Tina Douglas! lol. Though any publicity is good publicity, and that's all you've been hearing "AshantiAshantiAshantiAshanti" [only Qua gets that...once again, lol]. Anyways, back to the case... Now she's big and gettin $$$ out the ass...he wanna dip in her pockets? haha, okay...but it's nothin, Karma is a WHAT? a mutha fucka. But yeah, they're tryna appeal, so let's see how that goes. In other good news, Atlantic, some new stuff, perfume, album, movie, etc. Keep up! ~unOz~

P.S.S.S: I just thought I'd say this...started writin in this journal like 12:30am...been updating right after I finished the first time...dead kept comin back to add stuff, delete stuff, and change stuff up...and it's 2:30am now, lol. Madd shit yo. Aight, fa real fa real, I'm done. And not listenin to "Touch" anymore...but Mariah Carey's "Always Be My Baby". [yes, I'm a throw bacc Mariah fan...14 yrs BABY!]

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